The Queen.

She’s certainly had a sneak preview of what’s coming her way anytime soon.

I don’t think the Land Rover hearse will get a second run out though.

Charles’s a r s e must be twitching like a rubber tea towel holder now........not long to wait.

He’ll be thankful of those ears if the crown is a loose fit.

I see Andrew was allowed out in public again which was nice......he had offered to stay home and look after the kids but the offer was declined.

You’d need a stiff couple of drinks before attempting to “bone” Princess Anne wouldn’t you.......a face more lethal than a dose of bromide.

Dear old Prince Edward, he thought he was on a scouting mission for his next “It’s A Knockout” venue......he was expecting someone to play their Joker card as the coffin arrived on the Land Rover.

The only thing missing yesterday was Stuart Hall doing the presenting.