Summer Transfer Window (Stephen Glass’ first)

We’re gonna clipe to pritti patel on you.

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Originally Posted by RedStarTorphins

There’s a wee thing called Brexit that you may or may not be aware of.

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Tell me more.

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Originally Posted by donsdaft

We’re gonna clipe to pritti patel on you.

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She is certainly not good looking

She's pretty decent to look at, until you see the size of her a'rse.

She's an evil cow though and I don't think anyone could live with that smirk

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Originally Posted by neilthedon

we can just stick them in an inflatable boat at Calais and let them row over . ? Work well that.

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Yip I like the sound of that, the rowing over would get them fit as fk and able to hit the ground running as soon as they got here.
Hitting the ground running appears to be the norm for folks that come into the UK that way >:)

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Originally Posted by blowupsheep

Yip I like the sound of that, the rowing over would get them fit as fk and able to hit the ground running as soon as they got here.
Hitting the ground running appears to be the norm for folks that come into the UK that way >:)

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Quite a lot of McInnes' signings hit the ground as soon as they started running and spent most of their Aberdeen "careers" on the treatment table.

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Originally Posted by Don_Corleone

Quite a lot of McInnes' signings hit the ground as soon as they started running and spent most of their Aberdeen "careers" on the treatment table.

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Originally Posted by Don_Corleone

Quite a lot of McInnes' signings hit the ground as soon as they started running and spent most of their Aberdeen "careers" on the treatment table.

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XD aye fair point DC, but did they row a rubber dinghy over from Calais to get here, maybe that would have helped them to get their fitness up, instead of as you say hitting the ground when they got here and end of story. XD

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Originally Posted by blowupsheep

XD aye fair point DC, but did they row a rubber dinghy over from Calais to get here, maybe that would have helped them to get their fitness up, instead of as you say hitting the ground when they got here and end of story. XD

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Well,...to be fair, you "only" have to row halfway across. ( The French Coastguard will make sure you are safe to there ) Then , you`ll get a lift from the Royal Navy ?


So, do we ask all future Trialists to row the full width of the Channel ??

( And is this beginning to get a bit TOO Alf Garnet yet ? )

With Eddie Howe coming in as Celtic boss I wonder if it will hinder us taking Leigh Griffiths from them. Stephen Glass will give us an insight into a few signings once he starts the job here....it’s a long row over the Atlantic so be patient.