With apologies to William Shakespeare.
T I* SCENE I A desert place.
[Thunder and lightning. Enter three fans]
First Fan When shall we three meet again
In thunder, lightning, or in rain?
Second Fan When the hurlyburly's done,
When the battle's lost and won.
Third Fan That will be ere the set of sun.
First Fan Where the place?
Second Fan Upon the heath.
Anyone got a pre-season game scheduled for a heath?