a sail for the raft that he was making for his journey to see his no 1 present play at Villa Park, but Arran had already commandered them to use as
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a sail for the raft that he was making for his journey to see his no 1 present play at Villa Park, but Arran had already commandered them to use as
fuel to burn the Lambert shrine. Arran grabbed the over sized undies along with...
his prized, if somewhat lipstick stained, 'To Arran Chops, with love and sloppy kisses from Paulykins xxx' signed, framed photo of his hero, before
the Eifel Tower.??????
Meanwhile the girls arrived shouting and screaming...
Because Statesy had his footy shorts on again
Despite the Bermuda shorts now resembling a pair of 'Speedo's', Statesie dazzled the crowd with his rendition of...
the Macarena. This was so well performed Lambert decided to put Statesy in charge of the cheer squad.
Across town...
closet Cliff Richard fans, Dazzy and Blackpool, were quietly humming 'Summer Holiday' as they lovingly finished painting their London double decker bus claret and blue, as they prepared to pick up the rest of the Villa Mad gang from Yubby's party for their annual summer vacation. Unfortunately,
Blackpool casually mentioned that Dazzy would have to drive as he did not hold the necessary licence. Dazzy looking bothered and bewildered wailed neither do I. Plan A failed miserably - Cliff was unavailable. We need a plan B can anyone help?
Walk you lazy *******s came the cry from the darkness. "I can't run in these heels!" Wailed snazzy. "And besides, look at the state of Blackpool's..