Breaking news - Vince Dale loses it and confuses NCFC with NCM in poaching his new management team
All appointments announced 5 seconds after posters post for the last time
Head coach: Durham
Assistant coach: Laddo
Analyst: Ncfcog
Vacant
Director of Football (I resigned already),
Set piece coach
Goalkeeping coach
Physio
Sports psychologist
Kit man
Groundsman
Mascot