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I was doing a bit of trolling round and I came across Derek and Clive.
Obviously ad libbing and alcohol/drug fueled, but I think Peter Cook and Dudley Moore were brilliant.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTifRi3qDkU
And here is a longer bit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2ezqpFWnfU
We used to pass the time washing fire engines and mopping the engine house floor at Burnley Fire Station running through that routine, 'You facking cant, who you calling cant, you cant, don't you call me cant, you facking cant', and on it went, it did help to pass the time, but you had to be careful the Brownies or Mother's Union weren't due to take a guided tour.
If the Mothers Union are around I suggest something a little subtler.
Bonzo Dog Doo Dah Band
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hcZ4s9cvpw