AFC limericks

We await a response fae Jim Thelin
With hands locked in prayer some are kneelin
A Messiah bringing joy?
Or just a very naughty boy?
Is the secrecy inadvertently revealing?

Now Cormack has finished his dealin'
We've finally got Jimmy Thelin
The boy is fae Sweden
He's just what we're needin'
To bring back that brilliant feelin'

Now Thelin’s first name it is Jimmy
Which isn’t a limerick gimme
But if truly this Swede
Has some brains in his heid
He’ll conquer the hun and the Timmy

It turns out it’s “yimmy to-lean”
Which negates the suggestions we’ve seen
For those with the feelin’
His surname was “tea-lynn”
But perfectly fits Aberdeen

The Dons are officially safe
There won't be a play-off with Raith
More players we need
For the incoming Swede
We're winning the lot, just have faith

pant pishin this season has ended
but that's not what the VAR had intended
they planned our demise
but to their great surprise
from the relegation zone we ascended


so a word o advice tae oor yimmy
weegie cheating next season's a gimme
so right from the start
the advice i impart
is "HEAD FIRST intae h*ns and tae timmy "

Tho' ma punts have never been weet,
versus Hibs, Ah thought we'd get beat,
Great goal fae young Boyd,
We had them destroyed,
Four goals up an' anither clean sheet

Here's hopin oor new boss is waatchin,
And plans he is already hatchin'
tae hae us play properly
an' challenge the duopoly
Wi a style o' play that's eye-catchin'

(alternative last line ....

... and a couple o' trophies we're snatchin')

Last two games, only things for decicidin'
Is fa's gan doon an' fa's bidin'
Tho' the fairmers are dross,
Ah'd rether ditch Ross,
so come on guys an' gie them a hidin'!

That Easter Road counter by Dante
As pleasing as stiffing Durranty
On Hibs’ em’rald sward
He earned the reward
Of beefing Phoenix’s auntie