Hard times are coming.

Better enjoy it while it lasts Cambridge fans. Mullin, Knoyle, the loan players, will be gone soon. Taylor will be a year older, and O halloran will be in a chair.

Who knows who else will go, everyone is on short contracts, being paid by bushells of wheat.

You probably will go up, and face having to build a new team in div1, aided by the footballing equivalent of the price of a packet of crisps from Barry.

All is not lost, United still have Leon Davies.

Kim of South Street......now Ruskin univ

The musical equivalent would be Road Ode by the Carpenters, going home is div 4, or non league.

Or last chance Texaco by Rickie Lee jones.