Unfashionable

On the EFL programme a Cambridge game always comes last on the div 1 section. On the local tv, ITV and BBC United games even come after Stevenage, and comes last.

Heres why, half the Newmarket road end is still railings, as well as the terrace being Clacton FC 1957.

Half the mainstand side was just railings not that long ago. The toilets are Coldhams common 1949, in the publics mind United are non league.

The TV proves it, and they are.

What hip, in the public eye celebrity is going to support that, i dont and im ordinary Joe......United are beneath me. I aspire more than Railings United. Wisbech are better, better run, more get up and go.

And Wisbech have trouble getting eleven men on the pitch, never mind winnng a game. Getting into the stand at Wisbech, and out of, takes ten seconds, United cant beat that.

The race to the car and professional counselling takes two minutes. Having spent a lifetime watching United ive spent 56,000 pounds on counselling, they all tell me to stop going.

I have, and i feel better.

Better even more today, Railings United 0 Boro 1.

Feel good. United belong in the southern league, 1963ish. Entropy is merciless.

Kneel Harris bailed out too.

You’re one ignorant f@cker Frank