Since 5th May, when Keir Starmer visited Brunton Park, Labour has been .....

..... p­issing on the Conservatives.

Yes indeed, since then the opinion polls and the by-election results have been going favourably for Labour.

It is magic like, eh. Brunton Park is the new Lourdes.

It’s funny, I go regularly and it’s done f­uck all for my knee.