Fast food outlets, cafes and restaurants.

Keep calm and curry on.

I won’t be pubbing.

Anyone?

I will be next week when the crowds stop. I miss my wetherspoons. You are going to die anyway griff. Quite soon too.

Griff's nobbut a lad who spends all day kicking arse, not kissing it.

Arse is not, in FootyMad terms, a rude word for f­uck's sake.