Congestion charge and United. 1700 per game is coming.

There will be times when the five pound congestion charge comes in when United will have a saturday and a tuesday home game.

That means before your stung by a pint of tea with a tea bag as big as your thumbnail, and a burger about a tenner, the socialist dogs in the Guidhall will have a tenner off you. In comparison, how much is a burger at the local chippie?

To pay for a bus that never comes.

Its 7am to 7pm, so you cant escape it saturdays, and anyone outside cambridge cant get in before 7 on a tuesday. So no drink before, and a mad rush for parking near the ground.

Mad rush for parking?, theres me a bit yampy, the mad rush part. Bob and Russell will be ok.

It will have an impact on gates, these are tough times, with no end in sight. Its an ill wind that blows no one any good, and it blows well for i.

To see this club disintegrate. At the launching of a ship, if the champagne bottle doesnt break on its launch, the ship is doomed.

Something akin must have happened when this mud trawler was launched, corrupt, not fit for purpose, holed, broken down, sinking, the captain with a eye patch, drinking schapps, and bellowing oaths at everyone.

Surely the pitch at the Abbey is scorched, with green paint to cover it up. The match ball, cursed, ever flying with evil intent towards the United goal, thats not evil though, thats good, and blessed by i.

DIE MONSTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

P.S, i mean cambridge united not you. I bet a lot of you squirmed over that. Just dont go to games. Save money, suffering, in the cold. Some of your money goes into Barrys pocket, can you live with that?

p.s, why is the Johnson Shulman double act still going?, i thought the BBC wouldnt be able to afford it anymore, Yeah, travelling up to games in the BBC car. With an expense account, moaning, hating it, while the fans use their own money and want to go.

The end of the BBC and this putrid double act is coming to an end. Soon.