Not many football games postponed this weekend – no fixture wite-out
No Artic blast – just a wee bit King Billy
Zero inches of snow – not SIX INCHES
Temperatures in positive territory – up to 4C – not -14C
No major weather related travel disruptions AFAIK
Fake news rather than real news
No White Sunday, just red faces at the Tory/SNP rag
Come back Michael Fish – all is forgiven
Or maybe sh1ttybed has got a job at the Met Office
