Morecambe v Cambridge.

How on earth is this a div 1 fixture. ? When you see the wealth of huge clubs all queing to be where these hopeless paupers are.

The Cambridge truth is that their position hangs on one man, Bonner, he goes and it all go to merry hell. And all is not right there. If you are pinned down with an inexhaustable number of troops coming at you, its all going to go pear shaped.

Eventually. Not matter how good you are.

The camoflage that Bonner provides to the owners will be gone, and the players will be exposed as hopeless misfits from other clubs, especially Sam Smith, whos had more footballing failures than Ray Seary. Or that lad that scored at Wembley, from S****horpe, hes had about 154 different clubs.

Its all cooking up to a fine do, with my good self dipping my mocking bread into a rich gravy of Cambridge Uniteds failures to come.

Even when United end up in the conference north, Barry will only give it a passing nod. He cant lose, he owns the Abbey.

How much as he spent on the team?....nowt. You get what you pay for. Taylors lame. Short everywhere.

Cheerio Cheeerio Cheeeerio............

The mystery is Morecambe, how the f have they got there?

Sc­unthorpe