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Far - Bobbing aboot on a Drill ship in 9000ft o' water in the Atlantic
Pre - Safety meeting, then catching up on the team news
Post - Tattie time, then watch some DVDs in the...

I said to my girlfriend the other day, "you remind me of my little toe".
Her : "Why"?
Me: "I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture in this house"