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Goal a game? Goal every 10 minutes more like!

So farewell to Livingston’s placcy
And distributor of waccy baccy
Just as he did his time
For his drug dealing crime
Let’s hope they’ll no soon be backy…

Mark Kerr?

Another cracking goal. Anyone who coughed up for a ticket will be enjoying this.

Two cracking goals before half time.

I think the Barron ship sailed long ago.

Sweden’s Eurovision entry look Derek and Darren Young. Just saying.

Much as I try to avoid watching the filth if we’re not playing them, I watched the first part of the highlights to see this incident. Truly incredible that VAR could ever, ever think there was a...

I think it is - 10 points ahead of Perth Saints with 3 games to go.

Get in! Long time coming.

Yep - we seem to have done everything but score. Decent 45 minutes.

Shock horror, Motherwell have lost their red card appeal.

Coyyr

“If we can get boys who can pick a pass eg Clarkson and Polvara free from the primate-limbed brutes smothering them, Miovski will take care of the scorey bit.”

This is one of the finest bits of...

Depending on wages, I would. There’s quality there off the bench.

But if Jimmy T is given a bonanza recruitment budget, then he may be able to upgrade.

I think we should insist on the rugby approach of broadcasting the whole ref/VAR exchange. Can you imagine Saturday?

Ref - Wee Alastair’s fallen. But hey, Celtic still have the ball and not clear...

Or maybe Kris Boyd

I’ve watched it again a few times. There’s no reason to let play continue for a foul by Hoilett on Johnston in the Celtic box. No advantage can accrue to Celtic and there’s no VAR protocol I’m pretty...

Or just

Jimmy Jimmy Jimmy
A man after midnight
Take us from the darkness
To the break of the day

He’s Swede
Yer deid
He’s bouncing on yer heid
Yimmy Thelin, Yimmy Thelin…

It turns out it’s “yimmy to-lean”
Which negates the suggestions we’ve seen
For those with the feelin’
His surname was “tea-lynn”
But perfectly fits Aberdeen

I didn’t dare come on here in case I jinxed it, but earlier this week I dreamt I switched the telly on a minute late and we’d already scored!

COYR!!!

Aberdeen start with Kelle Roos in goal and a back four of Jack MacKenzie, Angus MacDonald, Stefan Gartenmann and Nicky Devlin.

Connor Barron and Dante Polvara anchor the midfield behind Duk,...

Good luck with that Mason. Not holding my breath.

pushing butt plugs up

F$*k me that’s shocking. No chance of getting a 50/50 split anytime soon.