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    Did I ever tell you about the...

    Did I ever tell you about the time.....................
  2. Thread: Ex-Dons

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    Fine It’s Covid 57 from now on.

    Fine

    It’s Covid 57 from now on.
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    The South starts at Portlethen.

    The South starts at Portlethen.
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    Coming up for 1 year of retirement isn't it? ...

    Coming up for 1 year of retirement isn't it?

    I'm not sure that I don't blame you for all this crap that has befallen us.
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    I ken that you have a massive picture of the...

    I ken that you have a massive picture of the queen in your living room.

    Copied by Matt Hancock I believe.
  6. Thread: Ex-Dons

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    Ah, but as a rabid royalist, you were never going...

    Ah, but as a rabid royalist, you were never going to be reading a North British paper anyway.
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    I got as far as "Rickson" Then I had to go and...

    I got as far as "Rickson"

    Then I had to go and be sick.
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    The one part of the country where half of them...

    The one part of the country where half of them would change their minds if the queen asked them to?

    I've been a supporter of Scottish independence all my life, the only legitimate argument I've...
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    Nice town. Probably give it a miss this time...

    Nice town.

    Probably give it a miss this time though.
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    I was away at the time, but ever since I came...

    I was away at the time, but ever since I came back I have encountered folk spitting blood about the weegies not being treated the same as Aberdeen was.

    Most of these folk have been older ( and...
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    It’ll be the art gallery Next door to the...

    It’ll be the art gallery
    Next door to the museum.

    Zillions of pounds to put a shed on the roof.

    Never ever listen to the cooncil moaning about lack of money.
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    Arithmetic not your strongest point min? I...

    Arithmetic not your strongest point min?


    I find the way they lay odds today mystifying but even I could work out that one. ;D
  13. Thread: Hajrá Fradi

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    Well spotted. Molde in the next round.

    Well spotted.

    Molde in the next round.
  14. Thread: Anti Vaxxers

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    They can stuff their flu vaccine.

    They can stuff their flu vaccine.
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    Perfect If I remember to text :D

    Perfect

    If I remember to text :D
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    My answer may have come over a bit serious,...

    My answer may have come over a bit serious, sorry, I was up in the middle of the night and feeling like s’hite.

    I meant what I said about microwaves though, the work of the devil.
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    You see, this is the real problem. Don’t join in...

    You see, this is the real problem.
    Don’t join in = RACIST

    Do what the majority do or face being persecuted.

    I went to Philadelphia once, it was closed.
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    It’s a total heap of s’hite. Also, why does...

    It’s a total heap of s’hite.

    Also, why does the bbc have to show it before every game?
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    1/ let’s just keep it at lassie 2/ As it...

    1/ let’s just keep it at lassie

    2/ As it happens I’m a pretty good cook

    3/ micro? nah, never have, never will

    4/ I do give a flying f’uck but the thought of borrowing a hun leaves me cold.
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    1-0 eh? To quote the bbc “ the on loan...

    1-0 eh?

    To quote the bbc

    “ the on loan Rangers midfielder makes his mark”

    Maybe I will wait a little bit longer before I really give a flying f’uck.
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    See you next week then min. Give me a text,...

    See you next week then min.

    Give me a text, I’m stuck in Aberdeen for a while I reckon.
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    C'mon Buc. You know deep down that neither...

    C'mon Buc.

    You know deep down that neither exists.
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    Bring Back Kelt A far higher standard of wind...

    Bring Back Kelt

    A far higher standard of wind up.
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    I would rather the bitch had an axe to my neck...

    I would rather the bitch had an axe to my neck than a sword to my shoulder.

    It’s nae Sir Donsdaft for a reason, ken.
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    Land of hope and glory edit : Hey, I've...

    Land of hope and glory




    edit : Hey, I've been censored, that should have been in CAPITALS
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