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What intrigues me more than the result, is the starting XI...
Even more so is VK's team selection method....
Random, perhaps is probably the best way to describe it , over the season...
But, is...

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I would like to complain about Sinkov's success rate in the Prediction League....
It's obvious he is using some sort of illegal prediction method...
i.e. the Horace Batchelor...

The way Kompany shuffles player around, could be Vitinio....
Poor lad has played Right Back, Right Attacking Midfield and Left Back...
Surely it's his turn in goal next...
Question.... Has Kompany...

Kompany doesn't know what he's doin'
Vitinho had an excelent game at Brentford, playing right attacking midfield.
Glad he kept Muric in goal....
Swapped Brun Larson from left to right....
Kompany...

Can I start it off BT, if I can be so bold.

' Morning Philosopher '

The Eastern Armarda is already afloat,
crossing the Channel in their rubber boat.
we all know, that it's all illegal,
the...

Is It compulsory now to have these procedures before reaching the "Hall of Fame" status on this Forum...:)

Always remember a track off the 1st Album - Human Menagerie 1973 - "Mirror Freak" -
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZyGtDtdYwI.
Supposedly to be about Marc Bolan, who he shared a flat with......

Also, can anyone please explain to me why VK or ALK sanctioned a £12 million buy for Aaron Ramsey?

Simple BT....
It's the old Switcheroo..
Pace thought he was buying the other Ramsey, his...

I would like to Poo,Poo the rumour, that the new 1st Class Stamp, with Charlie Wingnut's head on it, will be Jigsaw Piece shaped,
to accomodate his rather large lateral protrubances..
As we all...

It's being held in Room 101 BT....

Be careful...

Answer......
He was Yellow carded for entering the field of play without permission...
Red Carded for Discent(dissent).... Oh Well, I'll get me coat.....

Local football match.
One team is a man short.
Captain of that team informs the ref and explains the missing player is on leave from the RAF and will be 10 minutes late for the game.
The Ref says...

lol...Yes...Fujitsu...
***situp is the one Pace uses...Sez so on the box....In Crayon...:)

Edit... I have heard Pace has a penchant for using software to scan for available players...
Who's to say he hasn't aquired the software off some shady character with a pencil moustach,zoot suit and...

Begs the question, Who's in charge of recruitment ?....

AI..?

Using VK's usual, Eyes Closed Pin method on the Squad Sheet, way of team selection,
he could end up in goal.....

I have never seen such a spineless excuse for a referee in my life....Osho should be convicted for RAPE for some of his tackles....
What a bloody shambles ..... Luton, one trick ponies, would do...

Who is in charge of recruitment....
Are we still using The Pace Algorithm....
Tressor, Odobert and Ramsey are having to learn EPL Football on the Hoof, not an ideal situation, and so
is Kompany,...

Dare not risk watching it Alf, the Detector Vans are in our area this week...
Whats worse is, Clarets Plus are charging £1 for audio commentary...Meh !!!
I am relying on your unbiased comments...

It's a slow death Chris...
Could be described as some sort of rare strain of Tetenus...
You end up mimicing their permanent smile ,which in turn, causes irreversable Lock Jaw...
There's no known...

Sold BT.... Although akin to the " Gideons Bible Lot", a welcome addition to my collection of
useless literature, which also includes:- 1964 Daktari Annual and "Doh" by Peter Glaze....

Lets be fair to Russell Martin BT....
Would you open your front door to a Mormon, even if he was only enquiring if Tella was for sale....

The Copse Barking up the wrong Tree, is the Poplar theory....

Who started this anyway....:)

och fy mhen druan........lol......
Happy New Year to one and all....
Now VK has taken the "L" Plates off the New and Young players, lets
turn this season round and get out the drop zone....UTC...

He's lost without Wing Commander Mee