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I doubt if we'll have mair oh that shyte. It was intended to relieve stress on the NHS, but it was a wee bit OTT.

Chill oot. It's been windy, he's probably still scrutinising the updated ferry timetable.. nae Islay multi-tasking.

Being a Leg End, I'm sure you'll be fine :)

Legend has it, you're a dick. Now I'm seeing it!

Was the only bit, as I can see it, which referenced you. Not sure which bit of that you would take exception to.

Thanks, because in a world with Chaturbate, I'm gonna Google "fat pissing British posties" :D

On which bit, sir? :)

I'm sure there are many posties who hae a leek oot o the public's view. Ya gotta go, ya gotta go. Noahrab was a bit scant on the details, so we have to assume the postie flashed his willie in front...

Yer right.. nae point fretting aboot what we cannae cheenge. We won't be with him for the three most important games... so, as you say, we just need tae get On wi' it.

I have a feeling (maybe...

I see what you did there!


First-time caller, long-time viewer - it's not news to me!


Fair do(-dos). I'm sure the Post Office, if they're no still busy cleaning up that IT scandal, would...

Couldnae agree more, Deeranged. And did noahrab actually witness this, or is it just some pish (no pun intended) post to whip up fervour amongst us germaphobes? Not that he's have to do that, but...

Yeah, I always thought it was for defrosting and snow (which in itself would put more strain on the drainage).. if you remember the times we used to get snow.

Aint that the bloody truth. I hope the whiney b****rds ran oot o petrol on the wheh haem.

Depends. Do they play in heels?