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Not a single person inside Hampden at kick off, will genuinely believe we’re going to win this. I’ll be one of them

4-0 smellies minimum

I had the game on while painting our bedroom. At one point I was watching it drying in all patchy over the new plaster.
So it turns out watching paint dry was more fun

The only time I got out the car was when I popped into the Inverurie Tesco.

Been driving around the NE & N of Scotland for the last couple of weeks & I thought I’d share some observations

1 There are far too many boy racers up here, including many that should be way too...

I use A/Mad to keep up to date with Royal murders & whats on in East Kilbride. There was too much nonsense about football on AFC Chat for my liking

Speaking of unionist masters playing little games, when do you think Prince William will be up on a double murder charge?

Compare the police reaction & media coverage between that & Jeffrey Donaldson

Pumping kids isn’t as bad as democratically threatening the UK state.

Hope you like roundabouts

The problem with EK is that if you’re going to live there, you would be as well living somewhere better

^^^

Theres one of the most unhinged people in the country I was on about

Is the weather always this nice? :)

Ally McCoist has chipped in too. This is the same fat mess that was crying about the national anthem being boo’d the other week. Where was his passion for free speech then?

Is a demented harpy. This is what happens when you’re a billionaire & have nobody to say ‘no’ to you

Imagine having that much money & choosing to spend your time flashing your knickers at the...

Marshall’s farm. Can see me moving out tomorrow though & trying to get a bit closer

Yep, massive pain in the @rse

Turns out the digs are in Kintore, which is handy for Laurencekirk.

On a similar note, I’ve just started working in Laurencekirk. Tried to read Sunset Song (again) in preparation but chucked it halfway through (again)

Anything to do/see/avoid?

Patna is the most depressing place I’ve ever been

There’s not really much to the place. Nice wee rural commuter town, which I suspect is fairly staunch. Close to the seaside and handy for nice places if you’ve got a camper van

My mate Jim the...

I heard a really funny story about one of your relegations. Can’t remember which one it was exactly, there’s too many. It involved a must win game, a £10 bet made about getting on the score sheet &...

Football management should all be about following simple instructions, motivating your team & keeping their discipline.

It’s amazing how many people are shyte at it

She’s already snuffed it

Presumably they’re planning on hiring someone, as the coaching staff that are here are away in the summer.

That said, if the players want to form a socialist cooperative & start making...

About 20 years ago on here, there were a couple of hearts fans that used to spam the site with puerile pish. One had blue ears and the other had a face like a full English breakfast

No idea why...

The season after we relegated you, I was at Boghead watching Dumbarton beat you as well. I remember thinking this was a very Utd like performance

Is a gormless weirdo

Discuss.