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Got them on loan for the season mate

See its no The Derry its actually The Dairy and its like one of Jupiter's moon's Europa there is an ocean of liquid milk under the surface which rises even when a small shower hits the pitch.They...

There are over 23 million reasons this club has no FN shame,Peter Marr still says to this day he has no regrets and the current shower think nothing about their pitch being off even though amateurs...

I really wouldna fancy daen your laundry mate OMG it gives me the shivers thinking what your knickers are like. :O

They are greeting at the punishment but lets face FACTS,Motherwell spent over a million pounds on their pitch whereas The Texans spent F ALL on their's but over a million on loanees.dae the FN maths...

They keep telling us its the best league in the world but their top 2 have departed the Champions League at the 1/4 final stage and the other 3 teams are all in serious danger of being knocked out of...

The mole told me that The Rangers players were heavily abused by the light blue loyalists as they left the Dens Park dung heap last night.

Massive celebrations on the Pittodrie pitch,the away dressing room and in the city's pubs on Saturday as The Dees secured top 6 which is a once in a blue moon event.With that top 6 trophy safely...

The Funsters are getting some of the blame from The Hunsters for today's debacle,their training routine last week was disrupted due to the on/off uncertainty at Dens Park.Meanwhile the 11 Eleven loan...

9 minutes added to help them out but it ends in Highland Humiliation for The Rangers as Ross County inflict their first ever defeat on The Kings Eleven.

The Rangers need their get out of jail VAR penalty.

Congratulations to The Funsters on making the top 6 at Pittodrie again.This justifies completely the decision to spend nothing on Dens including the pitch and throwing all the spare cash into the...

The one massive beneficiary in the pitch debacle have been local amateur side Tayside Fire Brigade who's game went ahead that night.Without going into too much detail a team run by Arabs have been...

Mind you they have single-handedly wrecked the split and the fixture release as no one knows if they are top or bottom half.

There are mega Huns demanding the Fun are chucked into League 2 as a fitting punishment. :O

The Hunsters have released a statement regarding The Funsters and its not very nice. :blue:

None of them are mate.Its aff again.I was really looking forward to the firework display tae.Got a feeling The Bears will have something up their sleeves for the next visit to Dens.

The Mole says its GAME AFF.

The Press are fawning at his feet because he is the record goalscoring defender in the UK,naebody is batting an eyelid at the number of penalties awarded its just something we should all...

James Tavernier is now on 49 (FORTY NINE) penalties scored in The Premiership and is going for 50 tonight his nearest rival since the league was rebranded in 2013 is on a paltry 16,33 behind the 12...

Honestly,what a beautiful view of TheAuldHunStand and the Dairy from above,it almost brought a tear to my eye looking at that.

BTW Charlie Adams has been shat on by a seagull during another defeat last night at Blackpool.Thought that was meant to be lucky?.He has won 3 out of 19 so far which is better than i thought he'd...

Really looking forward to tonight's clash at Dens,the afternoon drizzle should provide us with an enhanced product as the ball glides across the glistening,slick,pristine surface.

If The Rangers were leading and players were drowning in the swamp the Ref would be told that the show must go on.

Raith beat again

Morton involved in a mudfest away to Ayr.

Dens has another pitch inspection tomorrow.

The Rangers are kicking up holy phuck.

The Dees post losses of almost £3,000,000.