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That's us 8 ahead of the play-offs with 12 to play for.

I won't stop worrying until Ross County require snookers.

Miovski is a target for Feyenoord, and King Joey Harper says he's worth at least £10million.

Thelin, Thelin, Thelin, The-liiiin

I'm beggin' of you, please don't sell Bojan...

The interim gaffer has been speaking to the press.

Shinnie is banned, Motherwell are in good form, but so are we, and we have five huge games to go are the salient points of his press conference.

of the worst kind

the Castle, huns were

Like that time when

including that of the

where she plays basketball

who looks similar to

and replaced with a

Founded by Jimmy Starbuck

I ken it's Guffball, but Manchester United have just blown a 3-0 lead against Coventry in the English Cup semi final and beaten them on penalties after a 3-3 draw.

Imagine being sh*te eleven years...

If I may use an old cliche, it's the first of five cup finals for the Dandy Dons as we bid to steer clear of the play-offs.

Kick-off is at 3pm on Saturday, the place is Pittodrie Stadium.

I...

Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy
We'll be beating the Timmy
And we'll take the Huns on too...

To the tune of Yummy Yummy Yummy by Ohio Express.

Apparently, it's pronounced "Yimmy Teleen".

I did notice that Sellick put all of their penalties, or at least most of them, down the same side. You'd have thought Roos would have cottoned on to it at some point.

One of the highlights of the match was that guff pr*ck putting his penalty against the post.

Ach weel, that's that.

The lads can hold their heads high, though. It wasn't the double figures spanking that I expected.

That's my finger nails and toenails chewed down.

Is it too late to put Brian Irvine on?

****kin yasss miiiinnnn!!!!!

That was a penalty every day of the week.

his big hairy nostrils

Speaking of anal buttplugs