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  1. There will be no relegation from League Two next season.

    There will be no relegation from League Two next season because between the start and end of next season two clubs will cease to exist.
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    Psaw, what do you reckon is the answer to the...

    Psaw, what do you reckon is the answer to the Fermi Paradox, which is not actually a paradox and was in play long before Fermi posed it.

    It is simply a question.
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    Mycroft Holmes is the more clever brother of...

    Mycroft Holmes is the more clever brother of Sherlock Holmes. He occasionally appears in the stories.
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    I am the Lewis to Psaw's Morse, the Sherlock to...

    I am the Lewis to Psaw's Morse, the Sherlock to Psaw's Mycroft.
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    Fermi Paradox

    I have just the two trivial observations to make about the Fermi Paradox.

    It is not a paradox, it is a question.
    It is not Fermi's, presumably there have been people posing this question for at...
  6. K̶e̶i̶t̶h̶e̶ Keith Curle interview BBC Radio 5...

    K̶e̶i̶t̶h̶e̶ Keith Curle interview BBC Radio 5 Live
  7. Keithe Curle interview BBC Radio 5 Live

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/m000k3yc

    Click on 'Listen Now', wait for the new page to fully form, then move the progress meter indicator to 34:45 (34 minutes and 45 seconds).
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    Classic song 'Night and Day'

    Knighton Day, you are the one
    Only you beneath the moon and under the sun
    Whether near to me, or far
    It's no matter darling where you are
    I think of you
    Knighton Day
  9. Andrew Jenkins is the odd one out. He is the only...

    Andrew Jenkins is the odd one out. He is the only one who blasted huge holes in the keel of the good ship Carlisle United whilst simultaneously making ultimately forlorn attempts to prevent it from...
  10. Captain Tom Moore's 'You'll Never Walk Alone' success

    What do you think Captain Tom should follow up his chart success with?

    I reckon that he should go punk with maybe 'Anarchy In The UK' or 'Too Drunk To F­uck'.
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    OK Chalky, that's 3 goes each and this is not a...

    OK Chalky, that's 3 goes each and this is not a war, best wishes. 15391
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    A very significant percentage of CUFC supporters...

    A very significant percentage of CUFC supporters are not local, therefor on a web site the way to make yourself clear is to use language that can be understood by every supporter who speaks English,...
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    Nay f­ucker outside the Carlisle / Whitehaven...

    Nay f­ucker outside the Carlisle / Whitehaven / Penrith triangle knows this slang and everyone everywhere has their own local slang and has f­uck all interest in any other slang.

    How often...
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    Peeve

    Over at the other place we often see the word 'peeve' used, referring to alcoholic drink.

    Nobody outside the Carlisle / Whitehaven / Penrith triangle uses the word in that context. Yet this usage...
  15. That England rugby union player who got banned for 8 weeks ......

    ..... for grabbing the opponent's d­ick got that specific punishment because it was a week per inch.

    Any b­astard who grabs my d­ick will get a 3 month ban.
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    According to Simon Calder the total number of...

    According to Simon Calder the total number of worldwide deaths caused by the Covid 19 problem since the start of it is slightly less than the number of worldwide deaths every day caused by road...
  17. Flybe's routes being taken on by various train companies

    That will be f­ucking brilliant, flying trains.
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    Hmmm .... indeed the internet software sees all...

    Hmmm .... indeed the internet software sees all the characters in a link regardless of whether they are obviously plain text or html instructions.

    A­dblock was in the swear filter a few years...
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    Can you not use The Force on it, like them there...

    Can you not use The Force on it, like them there naughty f­uckers do? It is big and it is clever.

    V­italFootball
  20. Which should this season's '8K For MK' match have been?

    Multitude For Morecambe
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    Psaw, Do not worry about the tiny possibility of...

    Psaw,
    Do not worry about the tiny possibility of Cambridge United being involved in a relegation battle. Of the 6 teams below you, 4 are norvern oicks, who will never be up to the level of educated...
  22. That was not a good night for us. Morecambe,...

    That was not a good night for us. Morecambe, Stevenage and Oldham got a total of 5 points.

    We are now 6 points ahead of bottom club Stevenage with our game in hand being at home to Newport...
  23. If a company is in debt to primarily another company for more than 2.5 million .....

    ...... then what is the duty of that debtor company?

    I suggest that every penny of any 'windfall' cash that it receives should go to the creditor company. But there is a category of fanatic that...
  24. Who, or which consortium, or which company should next own the club?

    In order to have full (Special Resolution) control of 1921 the owner has to have at least 75% of the shares.

    A Special Resolution at a board meeting is a motion to make an extremely important...
  25. Clearly that brief period is a formidably good...

    Clearly that brief period is a formidably good argument that can absolutely not be countermanded by a vast amount of common sense.

    Anyone who sees Carlisle United and Preston North End as clubs of...
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