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Ah'll adopt a Jupiter perspective and predict this issue has 0-0 written aa ower it :D

Fit happened tae thon gypit loon?
Trolled oor posts sayin' we'd be gan doon?
Since oor Premiership safety,
He's fkd off richt hasty.
Has he swapped Soonerlan for The Toon?

Ah'm hopin the Fairmers can win,
Whilst at Ross we're bangin them in.
Tho' Ah dinna like Levein,
love for County Ah've neen
Hope we show them their wye tae the bin.

Aye ... a fkn two goal wonder! .... 42 goals short o' Cosgroves tally - and HE WAS SH!TE! Get him tae fk! :D

.... That wis some fkn move!!

YAAAAAASSSSSSSSSS!!! .... 5-1 ..... Boyd :)

YYYAAAASSSS! ... 4-1 ... Hoilett

YYYAAAASSSSS! ... 3-1 .... Polvara :D

Yyaaaaassss! ... 2-1 .... Shinnie.

YYAAAASSSS! 1-1 ... Hoilett

FFS!! ... doon 0-1 fan we should hae been up by aboot 4 :(

Here ye go min ;)

https://aberdeen-fc.com/aberdeen-fc-captains-first-matches/aberdeen-fc-captains.html#gsc.tab=0

Good shout! Ah'd also forgotten aboot him.... which spiks volumes!

Readin back, it seems Ah'm a bampot ... when Ah mentioned Darren Mackie? ... Senior moment! ... he wis nivver captain. Ah meant Darren Young :D

Last two games, only things for decicidin'
Is fa's gan doon an' fa's bidin'
Tho' the fairmers are dross,
Ah'd rether ditch Ross,
so come on guys an' gie them a hidin'!

Here's hopin oor new boss is waatchin,
And plans he is already hatchin'
tae hae us play properly
an' challenge the duopoly
Wi a style o' play that's eye-catchin'

(alternative last line ....
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Tho' ma punts have never been weet,
versus Hibs, Ah thought we'd get beat,
Great goal fae young Boyd,
We had them destroyed,
Four goals up an' anither clean sheet

The only positive comment Ah've heard pertainin' tae the HIVs for a lang, lang time :D

Hmm Derek Whyte? .... nae sure ... canna think there were better options during his time at our famous club .... but, he was a pretty decent guy ... unlike Foster an' Jack - and def a better fitba...

seagull's regurgitation of rotten

Darren Mackie .... former Captain of the Mighty Dons.

It was an incredible statement of fact .... until Anthony Stewart proved it was possible.

Has any other worn the hallowed armband with...

YYAAAASSSS!!! Miovski pen ... 1-0

Consi gifts us a pen ... once a Don ... :D

.... edit ... VAR check :(

As much as hoped, wi' every game this season, for them tae get a doin', and ultimately stay doon, Ah tak some comfort in the fact they'll be replacin' fkn Livi and their sh!tty plastic pitch. At...

Ooooh .... Ah'm right itchy aa o' a sudden ... canna stop scratchin' ma heid ... has somebody 'brought in a ludger?'