Summer general election…

[sandpit]

Little Tommy is dead and gone his face you will see no more for what he thought was h20 was h2s04.

[chaincey.ncfc]

As politics is full of bribery and corruption I’ve decided to sell my vote with a ten pound starting bid if anyone is interested,I’m willing to vote for any party as I’ve got no morals like a proper politican

[chaincey.ncfc]

Due to the lack of interest I’ve decided to start the starting bid at a fiver,every vote counts!

[howoldboy]

As politics is full of bribery and corruption I’ve decided to sell my vote with a ten pound starting bid if anyone is interested,I’m willing to vote for any party as I’ve got no morals like a proper politican

Useful link for you (or anyone taking you up on your offer) Chalky.

Apparently "it’s illegal to offer bribes such as money or gifts, directly or indirectly, to persuade you to vote a certain way or not to vote at all". It's called electoral fraud.

https://www.electoralcommission.org....lectoral-fraud

I've also attached a link to a firm of solicitors who may be able to help, especially if you express "genuine remorse".

https://www.stuartmillersolicitors.c...ectoral-fraud/

The key section that may help you.

WHAT ARE SOME OF THE MITIGATING FACTORS THAT MIGHT REDUCE THE ELECTORAL FRAUD SENTENCE?

Certain aspects of a case are known as the mitigating aspects which can influence the sentence that a judge gives. One of the factors judges consider in every case of this nature is the defendant’s level of genuine remorse.

The following are some of the other factors considered when the court decides which sentence to give. They will look at:

Your previous convictions
Your level of remorse
Your level of cooperation with the investigation
Whether the activity you took part in was originally legitimate
Your reputation / good character
Whether you have any serious medical conditions that require long term, urgent or intensive treatment
Whether you have a learning disability or a mental disorder
Whether you are the sole or primary carer for related dependents

I'll be willing to help if you need a character witness.

[chaincey.ncfc]

I do seem to have made an error in judgement m’lud in what can and cannot be done with the vote that I have been given,tbh I was going to take the tenner for booze and not bother going down to the voting station in true Alan B’stard style,if it helps I’ve not previous convictions (well not for vote fraud anyway)I’m very remorseful at getting caught,my level of cooperation is that it was all Chaunceys fault and absolutely nothing to do with that fine upstanding gentleman Chalky who is an innocent bystander,I’ve of extremely good character and can provide several usernames of this forum to back it up,I am serious ill but I’m not willing to give medical records as proof you will just have to take my word for it,I was a carer up to two months ago but I’m willing to wheel him out of the home if it helps my case

[chaincey.ncfc]

It must be nearing squeaky bum time as I’ve had all three major parties and an independent pushing literature through my letter box recently with the Conservatives giving it a right knock on the door,the Lib Dems made a big point of their rep living in Arnold and the Tories making a point that theirs lives in Gedling which is our Borough and the independent lives in Redhill which is a mile away,where does the Labour rep live is the burning question around here,I’m not going to get to sleep tonight unless I’m told