That Mars, lifeless, a desert, was once ruled by Labour.

That The Abbey will soon sport tumbleweed, rusting fences, overgrown terracing, broken down advertising hoardings, thats the cost of being red.

Of United, deprived of deep pockets by Barry, now nose down to crap. Like Zak, cheap, rejected, but not by the home of discards, Cambridge United.

Of Starmer, his brain an acorn, of Cheltenham, old southern league rivals for the first game.

Progress?..............zero.

When will Barry cash in? spending pocket change on the club. Wake up jerks.