+ Visit Rotherham United FC Mad for Latest News, Transfer Gossip, Fixtures and Match Results
Page 1 of 2 12 LastLast
Results 1 to 10 of 11

Thread: One October night

  1. #1

    One October night

    Buckingham Palace, after a long day waving the Queen has got her ermine lined slippers in, racing post at her side, corgis at her feet and her favourite tipple Gin and Dubonnet in her hand.

    She reaches to the small table by her side and rings a dainty handbell. In a matter of seconds a footman appears

    “You rang your Majesty?”

    “Yes Jeeves, can I ask you a question?”

    “Of course your Majesty, what is it?”

    “Tell me Jeeves, who the feck is Marcus Rashford?”

  2. #2
    Join Date
    Jun 2004
    Posts
    4,752
    Quote Originally Posted by Grist_To_The_Mill View Post
    Buckingham Palace, after a long day waving the Queen has got her ermine lined slippers in, racing post at her side, corgis at her feet and her favourite tipple Gin and Dubonnet in her hand.

    She reaches to the small table by her side and rings a dainty handbell. In a matter of seconds a footman appears

    “You rang your Majesty?”

    “Yes Jeeves, can I ask you a question?”

    “Of course your Majesty, what is it?”

    “Tell me Jeeves, who the feck is Marcus Rashford?”
    And at 22 that young man has achieved more than you or I will in a lifetime!

    Your usual Vimto shade has picked up an envious green hue.

    Well done to him.

  3. #3
    Join Date
    Nov 2018
    Posts
    1,789
    Well done Marcus.

  4. #4
    lol

    Yes well done Marcus

    My original "tale" though was a reference to the Queen not knowing who people are on "her" birthday honours list

    But the stalker jumped in with his usual attempt (failing) to score points

  5. #5
    Join Date
    Jan 2013
    Posts
    12,504
    Political. Move it and 5 year ban imo

  6. #6
    Quote Originally Posted by caytonmiller View Post
    Political. Move it and 5 year ban imo
    In my defence m'lud it does mention a footballer.

  7. #7
    Join Date
    Nov 2018
    Posts
    1,789
    Quote Originally Posted by Grist_To_The_Mill View Post
    lol

    Yes well done Marcus

    My original "tale" though was a reference to the Queen not knowing who people are on "her" birthday honours list

    But the stalker jumped in with his usual attempt (failing) to score points
    you are probably right bout queen not knowing who he is.

  8. #8
    Quote Originally Posted by Stovicmiller View Post
    you are probably right bout queen not knowing who he is.
    Reminds me of when Gazza was up before the beak. When asked by beak what he did for a living Gazza said that he played for England. "What, rugger?" asked said beak (or word to that effect)

  9. #9
    Join Date
    Mar 2004
    Posts
    27,190
    Quote Originally Posted by Grist_To_The_Mill View Post
    Buckingham Palace, after a long day waving the Queen has got her ermine lined slippers in, racing post at her side, corgis at her feet and her favourite tipple Gin and Dubonnet in her hand.

    She reaches to the small table by her side and rings a dainty handbell. In a matter of seconds a footman appears

    “You rang your Majesty?”

    “Yes Jeeves, can I ask you a question?”

    “Of course your Majesty, what is it?”

    “Tell me Jeeves, who the feck is Marcus Rashford?”
    With respect to HRH I guess you could replace his name with 99% of those on the honours list and the story would play out the same.

  10. #10
    Join Date
    Sep 2005
    Posts
    6,467
    She's 95. Lucky if she knows her own name.

Page 1 of 2 12 LastLast

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •