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Thread: Best Televeision Chef...

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    Best Televeision Chef...

    Has to be Ken Hom

    If you have not tried his Prawn Toast then you have not lived my friend.

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    re: Best Televeision Chef...

    Has to be gizzi. If you not knocked one out over her you ain't a man

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    re: Best Televeision Chef...

    PHWOAR! - view external link

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    re: Best Televeision Chef...

    Quote Originally Posted by harlow_yid
    Has to be gizzi. If you not knocked one out over her you ain't a man
    Nice face but that huge tat on her back is a disgrace, why do people do it?
    Don't they know they are going to get older and have sagging skin?

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    re: Best Televeision Chef...

    Used to write cooking books while flying on charlie, thats my kind of cooking

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    re: Best Televeision Chef...

    Didnt Nigella Lawson do a late night adult topless cookery show where she rubbed a lot of long vegetables.

    Or am I just imagining that ?

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    re: Best Televeision Chef...

    Quote Originally Posted by Acido
    Didnt Nigella Lawson do a late night adult topless cookery show where she rubbed a lot of long vegetables.

    Or am I just imagining that ?
    You could well be right Acido... Was it filmed in Barnsley? There are a lot of vegetables walking around there..

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    My guilty pleasure. - view external link

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    re: Best Televeision Chef...

    My lidl pleasure ..Greek,yogurt Alfie style

    Directions..

    1). A large tablespoon

    2) mix with a small spoonful of honey

    3). Get your wife/ girlfriend/boyfriend in Slimeys case to open her legs wide

    4) insert the tablespoon into her ***** and scrape off the yogurt deep inside her

    5) position her hands on her ***** lips and get her to keep it open wide

    6) proceed to eat out at your own pleasure

    7) repeat every night when required

    7) a full tub will normally last a couple of weeks if used sparingly .. Probably a month in Yawkshire..



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    re: Best Televeision Chef...

    Quote Originally Posted by alfinyalcabo
    Didnt Nigella Lawson do a late night adult topless cookery show where she rubbed a lot of long vegetables.

    Or am I just imagining that ?
    You could well be right Acido... Was it filmed in Barnsley? There are a lot of vegetables walking around there..[/quote]


    I wouldnt know Alfie, as I never tire of telling people Im NOT from there

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