So, how many fake passports?

[SlideySam]

So, how many fake passports did you guys buy?

At 50p a pop, I thought it was too good to pass up, so I got one for each of my users on here

[Artist]

You spent a fiver then

[jiltedjohn]

Did you buy any fake medical diplomas Uncle Sammy? They're good for wooing women.

[SlideySam]

Ho Ho, JJ, you are a card!

All my credentials are genuinely earned!

How many degrees and doctorates do you have, JJ?

[jiltedjohn]

Ho Ho, JJ, you are a card!

All my credentials are genuinely earned!

How many degrees and doctorates do you have, JJ?

I'm thick as f**k and disn't make uni.

Cannae even spell didn't.

[SlideySam]

Some great men never went to Uni, JJ. Tarzan (of the Apes), the Chuckle Brothers, Jimmy Saville, Lassie the Wonder Dog, and William Wallace, to but a few.

[cpw_cpw]

Some great men never went to Uni, JJ. Tarzan (of the Apes), the Chuckle Brothers, Jimmy Saville, Lassie the Wonder Dog, and William Wallace, to but a few.

lol.

where did you go, sammy?