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    White Dog Eggs..

    I saw my first white dog egg for years lying in the street the other day.

    This fills me with satisfaction for various reasons. Apparently white dog eggs are a sign of poor diet among the canine community, so it shows that our four legged chums have also suffered during this blasted recession. Maybe now they will live a bit more frugally.
    Also Ive been told that white dog eggs are worth money in the same way that whale puke/merde is. This will bring economic benefits - it will be like hunting for truffles.

    PS No, I'm not telling you where I found it as the place will be inundated with white dog egg hunters.

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    re: White Dog Eggs..

    My only surprise is that they even went away in Scotland if the diet of their owners is any thing to go my...

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    re: White Dog Eggs..

    Quote Originally Posted by chalky-ncfc
    My only surprise is that they even went away in Scotland if the diet of their owners is any thing to go my...
    Trouble is, they tend to fall apart when they go in the fryer.

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    re: White Dog Eggs..

    Double dip them in batter then...

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    re: White Dog Eggs..

    I live in the marshy Shire off of England so the lazy stereotypes off of Scottish foodstuffs dont apply in this case.

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