I of been after

[moorlad]

An signed first edition copy off of Interview With The Vampire for years. The trouble is when there's been one on offer at an price where I could reasonably afford it, it has either been in geet ****e condition, or it has been "signed" on an bookplate which some **** has just stuck in.

To get an decent condition copy which is actually signed would cost, generally, owt between 500 and 800 quid. I of recently seen an copy though for 200 quid, should I buy it or wait for an cheaper one?

Bearing in mind collecting signed first edition books is an fairly serious hobby off of mine.

[kel_]

The country is in MOURNING and all youse can gan on aboot are ****ing books.

HANG YOUR HANDS

[moorlad]

The country is in MOURNING and all youse can gan on aboot are ****ing books.

HANG YOUR HANDS

I'm not in mourning. I were expecting us to be geet big homlords.

[Pentridge]

I'll sign one for you for 50 quid.


Cash only.

[moorlad]

I'll sign one for you for 50 quid.


Cash only.

Behalf, youse can't write like an bint unless you're an homlord.





Oh

[Pentridge]

I'll get the bint to do it but it'll cost an extra tenner.

[moorlad]

I'll get the bint to do it but it'll cost an extra tenner.

So then I will of to buy an first edition (current cost at least 120 quid) post the ****er down to youse at geet expense and pay for the postage back also at geet expense. Then I'd of to give youse 60 quid as well, are youse ****ing thick?

[Pentridge]

I don't worry about incidentals, I just make dreams happen.

Although tbf, with that sort off of attitude I'm thinking about taking my deal off of the tabke tbf.

[moorlad]

RAM IT THEN.

I'll get the real one. Nee **** tell Moorlass though.

[Floppy_funbags]

I will.

Two hundred quid will buy a couple of pairs off of shoes or repair a dishwasher properly.