Luis surarez

[barmyandloyal]

Only gone and done it again took a bite at the Italian shoulder.surely they will ban him now in definately for remainder of this world cup.what sort off message does this send out to the millions around the world watching this.

[rdm999]

Anyone fancy Italian tonight?

[pfcsteve72]

Let him play the first game of the season, then ban him til Christmas, and when he returns make him wear a Hannibal Lectern style mask, or get someone with a baseball bat to knock his teeth out.

[Corkhead]

His prediliction for using opposing defenders as a tasty mid-match snack is becoming a nasty habit. FIFA will have to ban him or else they will be seen as toothless.

That was really horrible viewing - like an attact from a vampire bat. Even worse was his sad attempt to look innocent by rubbing his gnashers at the end of the match. As Poyet says with a smirk, "Anything it takes to win..."

Well I'm happy to be out of the tournament if that's what it takes.

[suicide]

A rather hysterical over reaction to a player who clearly has anger management issues.

A sublime talent who needs help to overcome whatever emotional problems cause these stupid antics.

In reality the leg break tackle by the Italian who got red carded was far more likely to cause serious injury, as was the throat attack by Godin in the England game. Biting is nasty but unlikely to do serious harm (unless he has aids or such like).

There are far bigger issues in modern football to be confronted than another witch hunt for an individual that loses it occassionaly. Giving the world cup to countries with major human rights violations such as invading the Ukraine and supporting assaults on homo***uals for instance.

As for barmys assaults on the English language...

[Corkhead]

(unless he has aids or such like).

Perhaps it was a lovebite?

[Southerndown]

There was a kid at my junior school who had anger management issues and went round biting other kids. The headmaster's cure for his emotional problems involved a shinty stick and aforementioned kid's arse, seemed to work a treat

[Corkhead]

That's a bit harsh. Perhaps he had rabies?

Do that to Suarez and they could change his to Luis Sorearse.

(Coat on and door open).

[Corkhead]

4 months. Not long enough imo. Still it gives him his exit strategy to Spain. See if they can change him. I wonder if paella is more tasty than centre halves?

[saroyal]

Chewy Louis, a sublime talent, but with a 'screw loose', he missed how many games last year for 'pool and scored how many goals in the rest of the season.
Rooney was quoted that 'he wanted to be like Suarez' can you imagine the orthodontist's bill