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Thread: Major irritations...1..driving

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    Major irritations...1..driving

    1.Road signs that are obscured by trees or shrubs or are dirty.
    2.Drivers that enter motorways,dual carriageways at pace without bothering to look if it could be fatal.
    3.Waiting for cyclists to pedal nonchalently past whilst I am waiting to pull out of a side road,by which time there will be a queue of cars just behind said cyclist,behind which will be another cyclist.

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    re: Major irritations...1..driving

    There should be a change of law that makes it legal to run over cyclists. I'm talking of the spandex & sporty sunglasses wearing variety who think they are all semi professional standard, and also think they own the highway and can do whatever they fecking want.
    The ones that ride two abreast (or more) with no intention of moving to make way for cars or other larger vehicles particularly get by goat each and every time

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    My daughter's recently passed her test but when she was learning we would get the occasional bellend right up her jacksie even when she was driving at the speed limit. She had L plates plastered all over the car, which bit don't they understand, dickheads!

    You've got me started now Scully!

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    4. Road closures with no detour routes shown.
    I had the misfortune to travel the A3 in the early hours today to find that it was closed just before Guildford..accident,and the Hindhead tunnel.Neither had detour signs.Luckily I knew my way around,but I pity some poor Froggie trying to get to Portsmouth.

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    re: Major irritations...1..driving

    When you are happily following sign posts to a destination and then you come to a junction and all reference to your destination disappears.

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    Isn't it about time BMW's were fitted with indicators?

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    Good one Bladds,

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    re: Major irritations...1..driving

    Quote Originally Posted by Southerndown
    There should be a change of law that makes it legal to run over cyclists. I'm talking of the spandex & sporty sunglasses wearing variety who think they are all semi professional standard, and also think they own the highway and can do whatever they fecking want.
    The ones that ride two abreast (or more) with no intention of moving to make way for cars or other larger vehicles particularly get by a goat each and every time
    You're simply a feckin', callous, unfeeling bully who owns a Corsa.

    And why shouldn't cyclists want to 'get by a goat', anyway? I always slow down for horses and goats.

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    re: Major irritations...1..driving

    The gits who leave it till the last minute crossing lanes in order to take an exit for instance. No one has any patience these days sadly

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    re: Major irritations...1..driving

    I don't have any strong feelings on the subject.

    Except all tailgaters should be summarily executed at the side of the road with a bullet to the back of the skull and then strung up to rot in public view.

    And if they are driving a white van or lorry their privates should be removed with a rusty slash hook in front of their eyes prior to being hung drawn and quartered with the quarters being nailed in a prominent place in the four corners of the Kingdom, perhaps with a sign TAILGATER written in their own blood hung off the body part.

    I think that is only fair.

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