SWINDON TOWN F.C. v Leeds Utd F.C.

[gaz1959]

The mighty Robins are giving it a good go v this massive club

[gaz1959]

Anton Rodgers seems to have some promise

[Oldtimeram]

As an actor maybe?

[gaz1959]

You're the salt that will salt of get on my nerves Rammy!!!

Salt it out please!

[Oldtimeram]

Sorry I promise I will salt it out for you. So di um can have a bit of peace.

How's Saxa by the way? Last I heard he had a girl friend called Briony.

[Oldtimeram]

Concerned Blonde
As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck and knocks on the door. The trucker lowers the window, and she says: "Hi, my is Heather and you are losing some of your load." The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street. When the truck stops for another red light, the girl catches up again. She jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on the door. Again, the trucker lowers the window. As if they've never spoken, the blonde says brightly: "Hi my is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!" Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and continues down the street. At the third red light, the same thing happens again. All out of breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs up, knocks on the truck door. The trucker lowers the window. Again she says: "Hi, my is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!" When the light turns green the trucker revs up and races to the next light. Whe

[Oldtimeram]

An old retired sailor, known as Salty Laz puts on his old uniform
and heads for the docks once more, for old times’ sake and some hot ***.

He engages a lovely prostitute and takes her up to a room.

He's soon going at it as well as he can for a guy his age,
but needing some reassurance, he asks, 'How am I doing?'

The prostitute replies, 'Well Salty Laz, ya old sailor,
you're doing about three knots.'

'Three knots?' he asks.
'What's that supposed to mean?'

She says, 'You're knot hard, you're knot in,
and you're knot getting your money back.'

[gaz1959]

you've turned this thread into a joke now



what salt of person are you?

[lazaat]

If you 2 don't stop rubbing salt into my wounds i will a salt you both with my a salt rifle

[gaz1959]

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