Don't forget to put your clocks forward an hour tonight!

[Eddy Briscoe]

Nothing related to daylight saving but based on today's average effort at comebacks from sticky knees and wes***fred i reckon you'd all just better be getting up an hour earlier to get a head start on me.

[Trickytreesreds]

Nothing related to daylight saving but based on today's average effort at comebacks from sticky knees and wes***fred i reckon you'd all just better be getting up an hour earlier to get a head start on me.

If you say so Maureen. Though if anyone is setting your clock it's me,

[Eddy Briscoe]

What's this "Maureen" business?

A man walks into a clock shop. He unzips his flies and flops his John Thomas on the counter in front of the attractive assistant.

"I'm sorry sir, this is a clock shop, not a ( ock shop".

"I know where i am" says the man ... "I'd like two hands and a face on that please..."

[Trickytreesreds]

[quote="Eddy Briscoe" business?

A man walks into a clock shop. He unzips his flies and flops his John Thomas on the counter in front of the attractive assistant.

"I'm sorry sir, this is a clock shop, not a ( ock shop".

"I know where i am" says the man ... "I'd like two hands and a face on that please..."

[/quote]

Fair enough, you think it's funny. Have a bit longer.

Like DCM would say, don't abuse the swear filter

[Romanis]

[quote="Eddy Briscoe" business?

A man walks into a clock shop. He unzips his flies and flops his John Thomas on the counter in front of the attractive assistant.

"I'm sorry sir, this is a clock shop, not a ( ock shop".

"I know where i am" says the man ... "I'd like two hands and a face on that please..."

[/quote]

Jeez, it's probably 20 years since I heard that 1.

Frankly your jokes are infantile. No wonder you're such pals with Awks.

Btw: you do know that Awks is Basie right? Or are you that slow?

[Trickytreesreds]

Jeez, it's probably 20 years since I heard that 1.

Frankly your jokes are infantile. No wonder you're such pals with Awks.

Btw: you do know that Awks is Basie right? Or are you that slow?

Hey Basies settled in with the pensioners now. EP has a new fire lighter for his fire, so I hope they will be very happy together.
Quite ironic, that Basie has championed Maureen on here, yet gets himself a ban.

Karma is a bitch.

[Romanis]

Jeez, it's probably 20 years since I heard that 1.

Frankly your jokes are infantile. No wonder you're such pals with Awks.

Btw: you do know that Awks is Basie right? Or are you that slow?

Hey Basies settled in with the pensioners now. EP has a new fire lighter for his fire, so I hope they will be very happy together.
Quite ironic, that Basie has championed Maureen on here, yet gets himself a ban.

Karma is a bitch.[/quote]

No no no no no!

The SOUL (sad old ugly lovers) mates want nothing more t