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Thread: Who could this be?

  1. #1
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    Who could this be?

    Clues so far:

    He frequents charity shops in po**ey.

    He dresses as a clown.

    He likes people to think he's a 15 year old boy.

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  2. #2
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    re: Who could this be?

    It's a 15 year old schoolboy - it says so in the article.

    What do I win?

  3. #3
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    re: Who could this be?

    "Only in Portsmouth would there be a man dressed as a clown stroking random people on the street."

    ... unless they are playing away I'm guessing.

  4. #4

    re: Who could this be?

    Another Pompey thread from Pompey's biggest closet fan. A few clowns on here tbh.

    Enjoying the Hammers/ Saints love-in. Wait till it all goes tits up.

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    re: Who could this be?

    Does he stand in the fratton end, display the worst tattoos known to civilised man and wave a bell annoyingly out of time?

    It's either got to be him or one of his apprentices.

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    re: Who could this be?

    The giveaway would be the stench of a tramp's mattress..

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    re: Who could this be?

    Quote Originally Posted by Brockley_Jack
    Does he stand in the fratton end, display the worst tattoos known to civilised man and wave a bell annoyingly out of time?

    It's either got to be him or one of his apprentices.

    Winner (probably)

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