0/T Monday neet joke time (Adult theme)

[Brin]

Evenin...Monday neet for a change...



Recent studies show that masturbating twice weekly increases life expectancy by 20%...

Gramiller says he's done the maths and says he's immortal!

[Brin]

A lion a witch and a wardrobe walk into a bar...

The barman says 'I'm serving narnia'

I'll get mi coat...

[Brin]

A guy is 72 years old and loves to fish. He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, "Pick me up."

He looked around and couldn't see any one. He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, "Pick me up."

He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.

The man said, "Are you talking to me?"

The frog said, "Yes, I'm talking to you. Pick me up, then kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!"

The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it up carefully, and placed it in his front breast pocket.

Then the frog said, "What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride." He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, "Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog."

[gramiller1959]

Evenin...Monday neet for a change...



Recent studies show that masturbating twice weekly increases life expectancy by 20%...

Gramiller says he's done the maths and says he's immortal!

I am the next doctor who

[Brin]

A bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know anything about ***. Can you explain it to me first?"
"Okay, sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place 'the prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'. So what we do is put the prisoner in the prison."
With that being said, they made love for the first time and the husband was smiling with satisfaction.
Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped." Turning on his side, he smiles and says, "Then we will have to re-imprison him."
After the second time, the bride says, "Honey, the prisoner is out again!" The husband rises to the occasion and they made love again.
The bride again says, "Honey, the prisoner escaped again," to which the husband yelled, "Hey, it's not a life sentence!!!"