My mate Dan..

[chief_wiggam]

Has been cadging a free lift to work for the last 5 years from a bloke he considers a friend.
On Wednesday Dan gave him a loaf of bread as a thank you.
Has anyone else got such a tight kunt for a mate?

[chief_wiggam]

P.S. He got the loaf of bread for 35p from one of his customers.

[PonyFiddlerReturns]

I thought this thread was going down the lines of

"My mate Dan said be a Pompey fan, I said f*ck off bollox you're a c*nt"

[ShottermillSaint]

I bought my missus an engagement ring a couple of weeks back
She bought me an lp

Tight bint

[proclaimer]

I bought all my wives a Christmas card .. I thought, that's bigome.

Coat please !

[chief_wiggam]

I bought my missus an engagement ring a couple of weeks back
She bought me an lp

Tight bint

With hindsight, I'd rather have the LP mate.

[Pentridge]

Was it a Tiger loaf?

[Pentridge]

I bought my missus an engagement ring a couple of weeks back
She bought me an lp

Tight bint

Congrats Shotts.

When's the staggy?

[chief_wiggam]

Was it a Tiger loaf?

Best Of Both by all accounts.

Tightwad.

[Pentridge]

Piss poor effort by Dan then.