Facebook...

[essexred52]

Anyone on FB ?

[Semper Rutilus]

Nope but my son Ian is.

He sent me a text today somewhat cryptic (about someone):

A chicken shouldn't make enemies with an eagle!

I have no idea who he's referring to.
But the chicken should be very careful, he's gonna end up dead messing about with eagles.

Oh well maybe I'll find out more when I drop by to visit him and my sister pretty soon. We'll probably hang about the Broad Oak on Shelley Street, heard there's good grub there.

[Eddy Briscoe]

It's better if you have some friends before you try Facebook, Es***.

[Trickytreesreds]

It's better if you have some friends before you try Facebook, Es***.

In your case Eddy, schizophrenia doesn't count.