F.A.O jimmyjazz

[Whatsmore]

Hi there mate.jimmy I was in scotts today looking for you,i was hoping I hadn't lost my surveilence skills well I have lost them because I thought I had found you.I saw a guy with a uni scarf,wedding ring,drinking guiness.talking about being made redundant,and talking about travelling on trains.He was with two other lads and I went to him and said is your[your real what lee told me]and the cnt said no pal,i was gutted I thought my clues just couldn't fail.The only other possibility was a big guy in a blue wanderers top,sat on the end of the bar with a girl about 18ish.The reason I didn't tell you I was going is because I wasn't certain,and thought it was a slim chance.If you saw a handsome man in black pants,grey top,virtualy bald.and a grim reaper tattoo on left arm,then that was me.

[JimmyJazz64]

Nooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!! Fk me pal the cnt that said no was me coz Lee has given you the wrong or you're a thick non-university-educated cnt who can't remember people'ss!!!!!!!

Fkin bollox mate. That was my mate who I had a season ticket with and his lad.

Bollox. Bollox. Bollox mate. Would have quite happily sat and chewed the fat with you.

Aaaaarrrrggghhhh!!!!!!

My promise to you pal is that I'll meet you for a few beers and a pint when I can get myself sorted out with some cash in the new year. You probably heard our conversation that I've gone self-employed working on commission so I'm a bit strapped for a while but the New Year will be good for JJ Enterprises!!!!

Can't tell you how gutted I am that you've come over to me and got the wrong. And it wasn't a uni scarf you d1ck it was an unwanted Xmas present that I thought I'd best wear at some point

Fuming!!!! Sorry pal I appreciate the effort that you made

[JimmyJazz64]

PS your surveillance skills are fkin awesome!!!! Credit due there!!!!!

[Whatsmore]

PS your surveillance skills are fkin awesome!!!! Credit due there!!!!!

fcking gutted myself jimmy,i couldn't believe I had called it wrong,I sat on that table near you and would have bet my life I had you banged to rights as jimmyjazz.I then moved away from were I was had a look around and thought fck it im passed it,i cant work out anymore my arse from my elbow.I just looked around and thought cant believe that guy isn't you.So I fcked off out the pub.Did I do a good job of sizing you up without you knowing mate?oh and sorry I did think that was a poncy uni scarf. oh and lee has a lot to answer for he told me you were called mike. :/ :/

[JimmyJazz64]

Mate you were spot on. If you'd said on here before the game that you'd be in Scott's I might have twigged summat.

Time for a double-handed visit to see Lee I reckon

Mike? Where the fk did he get that from?

[Whatsmore]

Mate you were spot on. If you'd said on here before the game that you'd be in Scott's I might have twigged summat.

Time for a double-handed visit to see Lee I reckon

Mike? Where the fk did he get that from?

Yes think me and lee need a raikes lane meet to sort this out At least though now we know what eachother look like for when we arrange a drink.Ditch the scarf though mike its rank.

[JimmyJazz64]

I have a fine collection of scarves so I will definitely wear one when we meet up. I also have an assortment of hats and gloves to dazzle you with

Looking at trying to make the Leeds game on the 10th Jan if you fancy a meet up??

[leebwfc]

SH1T SH1T SH1T sorry guys, hands well and truly held up! I did say mike FFS why I don't know, head must have been up my ar5e.

I meant to say Andrea obviously

bollox totally screwed up your meeting haven't i? Im so sorry guys really.

I'll take my beating on Raikes Lane like a man I promise.

[Whatsmore]

SH1T SH1T SH1T sorry guys, hands well and truly held up! I did say mike FFS why I don't know, head must have been up my ar5e.

I meant to say Andrea obviously

bollox totally screwed up your meeting haven't i? Im so sorry guys really.

I'll take my beating on Raikes Lane like a man I promise.

lee im going to thrash you like basil fawlty thrashed his car when it broke down just one of those things mate,to be honest its annoying but also quite funny aswel.Glad in a way lee I didn't end up chatting to him,you should have seen the poncy scarf,oh and that posh well educated voice,i would have been out of my depth. hope you ok lee and business booming I hope mate.

[Whatsmore]

I have a fine collection of scarves so I will definitely wear one when we meet up. I also have an assortment of hats and gloves to dazzle you with

Looking at trying to make the Leeds game on the 10th Jan if you fancy a meet up??

Ummm assortment of hats and scarves eh,think I will give it a miss if its all the same mikey Seriously jimmy if I can make that game im up for that mate.