Arse Wenker sees where the Goons have problems, has a word with the powers that be and hey-presto, Gabriel Paulista is heading to the effeminates.

FFS, we can`t get rid of fu-cking players we don`t want at the club, players that dont give a shiite, players that are counter productive to the team. Mentioning nos ju-ju know who you are.

If we do not address our failings, our season is going to go pear shaped tits up.