FAO KEMPO

[Zilzal]

Kempo, as you know I've long been a Rotherham United supporter which in my eyes made me ineligible to back against the team.

However, as we're now playing under the guise of Rotherham United Loanees with JellyRoll Evans as our manager I feel free from my previous obligations and betting restrictions. As a result, I made £600 today backing Wigan to win. Do I feel bad about this? Not really, especially as I abstained when you, TFA and others made hay lumping on Bournemouth to wallop up recently.

Since you left for distant shores there have been a few changes on here. Principally this is as follows: there's a new mudslinger in town known as The Cleethopes Kid. As soon as he made his appearance CAMiller handed in his deputy sheriff's badge and ran, defecating as he went. It was horrid to witness, slime, excrement and CAM's snivelling snot everywhere.

Being made of sterner stuff, Frog merely micturated freely in his pants but nevertheless handed in his deputy sheriff's badge before the K

[NeztheMiller]

Good post Zilzal!

Glad to see you're free again mate!

[LincsMiller]

Zilzal,

Who's this Cleethorpes Kid geezer? Let me know and ill nip through the Fitties and sort him out .

[CAMiller]

Zil - I saw you on TV a little earlier - view external link

[Croglin]

Zilzal, as you know, I have enormous respect for you and you are correct, I have recently been keeping my head down. However I decided quite some time ago that it was pointless joining in the vitriolic banter which you found yourself dragged into. I know that CT will have some comments to make on his own behalf so will leave it to him to reply, but I for one am disappointed that you feel the need to speak for others without any idea of how they really feel. I remain your good friend and brother in arms (nothing to do with dire straits!).

[Ellis_D]

[quote="Zilzal"]

Since you left for distant shores there have been a few changes on here. Principally this is as follows: there's a new mudslinger in town known as The Cleethopes Kid. As soon as he made his appearance CAMiller handed in his deputy sheriff's badge and ran, defecating as he went. It was horrid to witness, slime, excrement and CAM's snivelling snot everywhere.

Being made of sterner stuff, Frog merely micturated freely in his pants but nevertheless handed in his deputy sheriff's badge before the Kid could get to our noble Gallic pea-podder.

On taking over, the former Ellis D minor, swung brashly into action, leading the many dolts on here down to Cheltenham for some heavy pin-*****ing, letting it be widely known that whilst all his guesses were losers, he had himself won shedloads of money on his private unnamed selections.

Meanwhile, the Messiah's followers were led over the cliff into near penury. Like lemmings? I think that's how they pre

[Ellis_D]

"My smaller bet on Coneygree to win the Gold Cup meant I ended the day, and tournament quite a lot in profit, though it would have been better if Silviano Conti had won, but hey ho. What really annoyed me, was that I put A LOT (for me) on Coneygree to win the RSA, NRNB, and I got the stake back and considered putting it all on him to win the Gold Cup, but I already had a big double on Faugheen and Silviano Conti, so I decided not to. Once Faugheen won, I picked out 3 horses to cover my back, including Coneygree, to guarantee a profit. If I hadn't have bottled it, I would have won a small fortune on Coneygree today. But that's gambling for you."

Sooooooooo...

Having seen all that, how can you possibly say, "On taking over, the former Ellis D minor, swung brashly into action, leading the many dolts on here down to Cheltenham for some heavy pin-*****ing, letting it be widely known that whilst all his guesses were losers, he had himself won shedloads of money on his private unnamed selec

[Ellis_D]

It's great having someone like you, Zilzal. Every superhero, every keyboard warrior, every outlaw, every Mafia Don needs a nemesis.

And I LOVE to be right, and prove my enemeies wrong.

So thankyou for giving me so many easy opportunities to prove you wrong.

[Ellis_D]

And as for this point:

"Like CAM and Frog, I'll do owt to stop them picking on me, especially since Mudslinger General Ellis started flexing his puny muscles (are they puny, Ellis? Come over and show me sometime)."

I would be only too happy to meet up with you, for what I assume someone of your obvious higher social standing would refer to as "fisticuffs".

However, I'd be a little worried about killing you. As, you are an old man, and as such shouldn't be asking random men from the internet to meet up with you (to show you their muscles too?! Others may think that post is a little homo***ual, but I know how you meant it).

And you see, I'm only being real when I say, nobody wants to see a grandfather fight. And old men have heart attacks, and I dont want to be responsible for that, so, close the thread down and walk away, while you still got a little bit of dignity.

[Ellis_D]

Oh, I ALMOST forgot to pick up on this point:

"And my Cheltenham bets? There weren't any. I stuck to backing selectively on the all-weather and made a huge chunk of money. 11 consecutive winners so far to big stakes."

Hilarious that you should accuse me of posting my winners AFTER the event - despite all my evidence posted to the contrary - yet you, yet again, tell the lie that you have won. I have seen you post on here, about five times about horses you plan to back. EVERY ONE has lost. On each of those occasions you have then LIED and said you won on a race afterwards, but each time, after the race has ran.

And several other times I have seen you post about so-called winners you have had, but ALWAYS after the event.

Give it up Zzzzzzzzilzzzzzzzzzal, you are the worst tipster going.