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Thread: Where Do You Perceive The Worst Place To Live In England?

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    Where Do You Perceive The Worst Place To Live In England?

    Liverpool always smacks of desperation and sorrow for me when I have visited.

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    re: Where Do You Perceive The Worst Place To Live In England?

    I can only nominate places I've been, and Slough is a place I would not like to live. Liverpool has a nice waterfront.

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    re: Where Do You Perceive The Worst Place To Live In England?

    haha Claw I was going to say Slough. I worked there for a while and a right sh!thole

    A lot of people think Swindon is but Slough beats us on this score

    Sir John Betjeman sums it up below
    "Slough
    Come friendly bombs and fall on Slough!
    It isn't fit for humans now,
    There isn't grass to graze a cow.
    Swarm over, Death!

    Come, bombs and blow to smithereens
    Those air -conditioned, bright can****s,
    Tinned fruit, tinned meat, tinned milk, tinned beans,
    Tinned minds, tinned breath.

    Mess up the mess they call a town-
    A house for ninety-seven down
    And once a week a half a crown
    For twenty years.

    And get that man with double chin
    Who'll always cheat and always win,
    Who washes his repulsive skin
    In women's tears:

    And smash his desk of polished oak
    And smash his hands so used to stroke
    And stop his boring dirty joke
    And make him yell.

    But spare the bald young clerks who add
    The profits of the stinking cad;
    It's not their fault that t

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    re: Where Do You Perceive The Worst Place To Live In England?

    Evening Gaz. I recently returned to London with my two sons for a mate's funeral. I took the opportunity to show them the area where I used to live before moving to France in '73.....Lewisham and Catford. Jeez it's f***ing changed and now must be high up on the list of worst places to live in England.

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    re: Where Do You Perceive The Worst Place To Live In England?

    I say Dunstable...................even poundlandhas a sale there

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    re: Where Do You Perceive The Worst Place To Live In England?

    Quote Originally Posted by frenchlion
    Evening Gaz. I recently returned to London with my two sons for a mate's funeral. I took the opportunity to show them the area where I used to live before moving to France in '73.....Lewisham and Catford. Jeez it's f***ing changed and now must be high up on the list of worst places to live in England.
    I was in Lewisham / Blackheath for new year a couple of years ago and it seemed ok from what I saw but I never saw a lot to be frank lol

    Is the place which seems to be in the news a bit lately Pr!ck Lane (Brick Lane) in Lewisham?

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    re: Where Do You Perceive The Worst Place To Live In England?

    Hastings is an absolute sh(thole, full of down and outs roaming around p(shed on the beach ,closely followed by Dover which is full of drunks,druggies on every street corner and illegal Phookin aliens prowling the streets

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    re: Where Do You Perceive The Worst Place To Live In England?

    I used to work with a chap who when asked to describe Nelson said... it's full of P*kis and dog sh-it.

    Who am I to argue?

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    re: Where Do You Perceive The Worst Place To Live In England?

    For me Hull and Croydon. Went to Hull recently with the Nobbers and all I saw going to the game was a seriously run down area with more boarded up houses than I have ever seen. Characterless Croydon and full of cheap hotel chains always offering deals and a pass through to and from centre of London.

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    re: Where Do You Perceive The Worst Place To Live In England?

    Quote Originally Posted by alfinyalcabo
    Hastings is an absolute sh(thole, full of down and outs roaming around p(shed on the beach ,closely followed by Dover which is full of drunks,druggies on every street corner and illegal Phookin aliens prowling the streets
    I thought Hastings was ok Alfie

    I saw the Battle re-enactment once and guess what ..... we friiging lost to them Frenchie's again ffs

    It was funny tho as they got the crowd riled up nicely. Some french cheering and some English booing and guess who started the booing hahaha thought I was at football for a mo

    There is a rumour that the battle of Hastings was had in BATTLE

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