Loch NESS Award---- to the Chaiman "" for least likely to be found doing anything"

Swiss ARMY Knife Award---- to the Manager """For the Most Indispensable"

Head in he SAND AWARD--To the Directors

The Len Goodman Award- to the Recruitement Manager for Dancing around from one Pointless job to another.

The 4pm Award----To the team as they go asleep 2nd half

Running with the Ball Award---- Lowe for the biggest risk taker coming to Crewe

First Responder Award--The Academy Director

H.S.2 Reward--The Anorak Supporters who could not see the next train arriving was the POLAR EXPRESS taking the club into the FROZEN years ahead.

Hump Day Award----After the next game?

Cheers always look on the Bright side of life.hehhe