Kelvin

[Psaw]

For christ sake. Chimps can be taught to add and subtract, as well as solving simple problems. What has got into your employers head, monkeying around with the workforce. Your abilities are way below that of a monkey. All your interested in is eating, s ex, sleeping, and crapp ing in a warm place.

Your manager will do better employing a banana chewing chimp than you. If you were walking down a road and saw an attractive woman, you would make pelvic thrusts at her, and bellow like an ape. If you was ensconsed in a monkey cage you would be happy, eating twice a day, sh itting everywhere, sh agging other monkeys whenever you want, and sleeping whenever.

Education to you is impossible. If i were to split your head open with an axe, your brains would spill out, which i could scoop up with a teaspoon. Most of that would be alcohol, or a womans expression of orgasm. Breathing for most people is automatic, not for you.

Your employer is insane, or an optimist, which in y

[kel_]

Well that's not very nice at all is it, Francis?































Youse sweaty, red onion coloured ****.

[Floppy_funbags]

I'm sensing neither of yous are putting heart and soul into this tbf.

[Psaw]

You asked for it chuck.

[Floppy_funbags]

Frank - trying too hard.

Kelmet - nothing better than an stock response.

HALF ARSED.

[kel_]

You asked for it chuck.

I were hoping for something an bit more cutting tbh, I'm sure youse could do better. As it is I just couldert help but be drawn to words what should of had apostrophes in them.

Thick ****

[Psaw]

During a lecture i can see you drawing your knees up either side of your face, and your head down as far as it will go.
Your lecturer?, says whats up Mr Kel.?
You say, "Im waiting for a fart".

[kel_]

Tamer than tame, Francis.

[Psaw]

True though. During a particularly tedious session, which im sure all of it is too you, i would not put it past you to openly wa nk, todger on show.
You would then put it away, brush off the deritus, then carry on like nothing had happened. Has happened, oh yes.

[kel_]

Funny youse should say that, Francis, as I'm currently anlone in the office.

Do youse reckon I can knock one out before everybody gets in?