Bale

[craftymiller]

I note that in his quest to become the complete footballer Gareth Bale has now perfected the Ronaldo mardy face.

[NeztheMiller]

Yes he has, and he's perfected hitting the deck whenever he's challenged also.

[craftymiller]

Another trick he's picked up from Ronaldo.

[great_fire]

And the stupid haircut every British player seems to get when they get to Europe eg Jonathan Woodgate.

Not Michael Owen though, never Michael Owen, Junior CID.

[sawmiller]

Hits a mean free kick though, it has to be said. Wonder if either of those shots would have got past keepers like Courtois or Buffon?

[craftymiller]

The one against England wouldn't have beaten Lee Camp.