I have a mate who although a busy solicitor is also a lifelong supporter of three of our local clubs, RUFC, Barnsley and Sheff.Utd. He also spares the time to appear frequently on their Mad Boards generally putting the world to right despite being widely considered to be a pompous prat. This song is dedicated to him and the many like him.

They seek him here, they seek him there,
His views are proud, but never square.
It will make or break him so he's got to be the best,
'cause he's a dedicated follower of Mad boards.

And when he does his little rounds,
Round the boards of Yorkshire towns,
Eagerly pursuing all the latest fads and trends,
'cause he's a dedicated follower of Mad boards.

Oh yes he is (Oh yes he is), Oh yes he is (Oh yes he is),
'Cause he's a dedicated follower of Mad boards.