I am sitting down too two large sausages, two poached eggs, expertly done, chilli beans, tomatoes, and toast. While the lowest form of workers, you, are trying to get to work, in the cold, and trying to prove you are of use to society.

And failing.

Has Kel been fired yet?, for gross negligence, laziness, incompetence, having se x in the offices, bullying, theft, abusing the staff, and having a face like a smacked bottom.

Has Floppys "business", crashed yet? Has Chalky pushed a patient in front of a car yet?, i hope so.

Princess Diana.