"Well, what can i say, i'm going to put that 2-1 win down to a strange event that occurred on Thursday in a John Lewis store,
Myself and Richie were taking a look at gym equipment for the container at roundwood when i was accosted by a fat bloke in a nurse's uniform with his underpants on his head, shouting that i'd lost it and would never make a manager, and he was making a mint off our losses, well, that spurred me on, so, i'd like to thank that fat oaf and dedicate the three points to him...."