Big black lad needed upfront.

[kempo]

Black players are big and strong if they are of W.African descent and are great for heading and holding the ball up.

This is exactly what we want so they need to have big black lad in the search criteria for a striker

Must not go swimming though or we could lose him!

[pip_y]

Akinfenwa is very big and very black but no thanks

[great_fire]

What like Dexter Blackstock?

Chelsea and Tottenham are top of the Premier League and they don't have a big black lad upfront.